翻译: 阿斯巴甜 林笑眉
前情提要 Previously on Mike & Molly...
摆在我面前的这本书是你全部辛苦创作的 This book that sits before me is the physical manifestation
校对: 林笑眉 皮皮
物质体现 你劳动所得的果实 of all your hard work, the fruits of your labor,
你表露灵魂心声的血管 the vessel in which you've laid bare your soul,
后期: 树树
裸露着像刚褪完毛般的毛孔 exposing it like a freshly waxed orifice.
快让我看看毛孔 Now let me see the orifice!
我是说 这本书 天啊 是这书 I mean, the-the book. Gah! The book, the book.
压制: 39°1
记得我还是小女孩的时候 I remember when I was a little girl
在我爸爸的农场里干活 working on my daddy's farm...
请别给我讲故事 Oh, please don't tell me a story.
给你讲个故事吧 Let me tell you a story.
那时我是个温顺的小姑娘 I was a meek little thing,
连自己的影子和我要阉割的小羊我都害怕 scared of my own shadow and the sheep I had to castrate.
原来你从小学的阉割啊 That's where you learned it?
就在我以为我的生活已经不能再糟的时候 Just when I thought my life couldn't possibly get any worse,
一个城里小伙开着56年的漫步者 a city fella in a '56 Rambler pulled up to the house
在我们门口停下问路 and asked for directions.
是Mike的爸爸吗 Was that Mike's dad?
才不是呢 Hell no.
这是个真正的男人 This was a real man.
穿着三件套西装和硬皮鞋 Wore a three-piece suit with hard shoes
闻起来像春雨后的松林 and smelled like a pine forest after a spring rain.
好诗意啊 Peggy That's very poetic, Peggy.
他对我做的事可不怎么诗意 What he did to me wasn't poetic.
很下流的事情 It was filthy.
但是我很喜欢 And I loved it.
好吧 等等 等等 等等 等等 All right, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我得记下来 说吧 Got to write it down. Go.
看看你 又开始写啦 Oh, look at you, writing again.
是的 新故事 Yeah, new story.
是讲在马德里克山区一个贫瘠的农场里 About a young girl coming of age on a hardscrabble farm
一个年轻女子长大成人的故事 at the base of the Mudlick Mountains.
马德里克 真奇怪 Mudlick? That's-that's where...
我妈妈就是在马德里克一个农场长大的 My mom grew up on a farm in Mudlick.
噢 不要啊 Oh, no!
时至今日
第一部分 未命名的Biggs-Flynn小说 Session one, untitled Biggs-Flynn novel.
上午8点25分 8:25 a.m.
开始 Go.
你非得用这蠢玩意儿吗 Do you have to use that stupid thing?
这么说吧 我是不想遗漏任何细节 Well, I don't want to, you know, miss any of the details,
再说经过这些年 你一说话 and over the years, I've-I've kind of learned
我就基本上自动屏蔽了 to tune you out when you start talking.
感觉就像我在作证似的 Feels like I'm giving a damn deposition.
就像那次隔壁的"墨西哥流浪乐队"先生 Like when Mr. Mariachi Music next door
在信箱里发现了狗屎 found dog dirt in his mailbox.
再次声明 与我无关 Which, again, I had nothing to do with.
Peggy 放松点 你又不是在上庭受审 Peggy, relax, you're not on trial.
就从头给我讲讲你的故事 Just tell me your story from the beginning,
在折磨你邻居很久很久之前的事 way before you were torturing your neighbors.
传言而已 Allegedly.
好吧 Okay.
你是来自密苏里州马德里克的一个小姑娘 You're a little girl in Mudlick, Missouri.
给我讲讲农场里面典型的一天吧 Just take me through a typical day on the farm.
就跟你想的差不多 It's pretty much what you'd expect.
介不介意说详细点儿 Care to elaborate?
呃 Um...
你明白的 You know.
不 我真不 No. I really...
我真不明白 I really don't.
拜托 来点细节吧 Come on, give me some details.
谷仓内强烈的泥土气息 The earthy, sharp smell of the barn,
还有那种 你知道的 or the-the feel of the, you know,
磨破的白棉布在你瘦削肩膀上的感觉 threadbare calico on your bony shoulders.
天哪 好像你亲身经历过一样 Boy, it's as if you were there.
那就告诉我到底是怎样的 Well, then tell me what it was like.
好吧 Fine.
就跟你想的差不多 It's pretty much what you'd expect.
噢 我的天哪 Oh, for crying out loud.
等等 Wait.
你提醒了我 You just reminded me of something.
总算是想起来了 Okay, finally.
如果我今晚要做辣酱 If I'm going to make chili tonight,
我现在就得把豆子泡上 I better go soak those beans.
周五 上午8点58分 Friday, 8:58 a.m.
如果你在听这个 And if you're listening to this,
你就会明白我为什么要杀掉Peggy Biggs了 you know why I killed Peggy Biggs.
迈克和茉莉
第五季 第十四集
电波诚译
为什么你妈妈要跟所有的事都过不去啊 Why does your mother have to make everything so difficult?!
不知道 为什么天空是蓝色的 I don't know. Why is the sky blue?
为什么我一不开心就吃东西 Why do I eat my feelings?
永远的谜啊 We'll never know.
我今天在那儿呆了八个小时 I was there for eight hours today.
想不想听听我们一起完成的绝妙作品 Want to hear some of the wonderful work that we got done?
那是啥 What's that?
那是我在帮你妈妈吸尘 That's me vacuuming your mom's house.
然后 And then after that...
噢 你在修理她的垃圾处理机 Aw, you fixed her disposal.
对头 Oh, yeah.
然后我又换了灯泡 And then I changed the lightbulbs,
帮她溜了狗 then I took her dog for a walk,
就因为这些可能会有助她写作 all 'cause that was supposed to help her write.
那到底有帮助吗 Well, did it?
你说呢 Well, you tell me.
我帮她叠衣服的时候她睡着了 Yeah, she nodded off while I was folding her laundry.
我让她睡了 因为我以为她睡觉的时候 I let her sleep, 'cause I thought maybe she'd talk
也许会说点梦话 at least while she was asleep.
- 说了吗 - 她就抱怨了 - Did she? - Ah, she just
几句关闭边境的事 grumbled about closing our borders.
简直难以忍受 She's impossible.
等等 你是说和我妈妈一起工作很不愉快吗 Wait. Are you saying my mother's hard to work with?
- 是的 - 好奇怪啊 - Yes. - That's weird.
因为她跟谁一起都那么难搞 'cause with everybody else, she's exactly the same!
就不能让我抱怨一下吗 Will you please just let me complain?!
不能 No.
我警告过你 I warned you.
但是你自己选择要和Peggy Biggs搭档的 But you chose to partner with Peggy Biggs.
就像那次凌晨1点 It's like when I ate that
我要吃那个墓碑嗜肉者披萨 Tombstone Meat Lover's Pizza at 1:00 a.M.
你告诉我吃了会烧胃 You told me it would give me heartburn.
你就是烧胃了啊 Which it did!
你也不让我抱怨啊 Which is why you wouldn't let me complain about it.
相信我 我知道你很不舒服 Believe me, I knew of your discomfort.
你从其他通道"发泄"了 You "Vented" In other ways.
我把你当时给我安慰还给你 I'll give you the same counsel you gave me.
"你不舒服我也很难过 "Sorry you don't feel good,
但是你还是出去发泄吧" but you need to take that outside."
啊 不是吧 Aw, come on!
他来了 There he is.
同志们好 Gentlemen.
不敢相信"监狱长"放你出来了啊 I can't believe the warden let you out.
"监狱长"和"刽子手" Well, the warden and the executioner
现在合写一本书 所以我周末就自由了 are writing together now, so my weekend's free.
我想干啥就干啥 I can do whatever I want.
不错 All right.
那你想先干点啥 What do you want to do first?
由于女士们忙着写书 Well, since the ladies are a little tied up with the book,
我得去药店帮我妈妈拿鸡眼膏 I got to pick up corn pads for my mom at the drugstore,
然后顺便去塔吉特百货 then swing through Target
把这个枕头换了 这个Molly枕着脖子疼 and replace this pillow that's hurting Molly's neck,
然后再去一下超市 then a quick stop at the supermarket
给我努力工作的女士们买点晚餐吃的东西 to pick up the food to cook dinner for my hardworking gals.
你逗我呢 Are you kidding?
你就这样安排你的自由吗 That's how you're gonna spend your freedom?
还不如别出来呢 You were better off on the inside.
也没那么糟啦 It's not so bad.
Molly说我可以按我自己喜欢的顺序来 Molly said I can do these things in any order I wanted.
Mike 不是吧 Mike, come on.
我们来跟你一起玩 不是为了跑腿啊 We came over to hang out, not run errands.
兄弟第一 家务第二 Bros before chores.
那如果不带我 你们都会干些啥 Well, what were you guys gonna do if I wasn't around?
先去塔吉特吧 We'll start off at the Target.
小心你的头 Watch your head.
好的 Okay.
别踩到老鼠夹子了 Don't step in the rat traps.
还有如果你相信那些关于石棉的鬼话 And if you believe in all that asbestos nonsense,
就别用力呼吸啊 don't breathe too deep.
在你家我就没大喘气过 I never do in your house.
现在来看看 Now, let's see.
这里应该有一些相簿 I got some photo albums around here somewhere.
看 Mike的旧捕球手套 Oh, look, Mike's old catcher's mitt.
不是 那是我的 Nah, that's mine.
我是教堂棒球联盟的 From the church softball league.
我就在那儿学会嚼烟草的 That's where I learned to chew tobacco.
噢 Oh.
我一直很好奇你怎么吐唾沫吐得那么准 I always wondered how you became such an accurate spitter.
是啊 Yeah.
找到了 Here we go.
婚礼照片 Oh, wedding pictures.
Peggy 你真是个漂亮的新娘 Peggy, you were a beautiful bride.
我当时怀孕了 I was pregnant.
怪不得你红光满面 Well, that explains the glow.
别告诉Mikey 我不想让他看轻我 Don't tell Mikey. I wouldn't want him to think less of me.
不太可能 Not possible.
嘿 你有没有 Hey, do you have any pictures
你在农场生活的照片 from when you were growing up on the farm?
可能在这个盒子呢 Well, I think there might be here in this box.
看看 Let's see.
看看那个 Aw, look at that.
那是什么 What is that?
Mikey的头发 Mikey's hair.
好软啊 Oh, feel how soft.
- 要不要摸摸 - 噢 不了 不用 - You want to touch it? - Oh, no, that's okay.
不用 That's okay.
我喜欢摸活物 I-I prefer touching the living stuff.
好吧 Yeah.
那估计你也不想看他剪掉的指甲了吧 对不 You probably don't want to see his nail clippings then, right?
嘿 这里面是啥啊 Hey, what's, uh... what's in here?
没啥 就是些旧毯子了 Oh, that's nothing... just some old blankets, you know.
那种被褥子吗 我想看看 Oh, like quilts? I'd love to see them.
是吗 别动 我突然想起来 Yeah, leave it. Hey, you know, now I think there might be
这边可能有些老照片 some old photos over here somewhere.
是吗 我还是从这儿开始找吧 Oh. Well, you know what? Why don't I start here?
故事的灵感总在你想不到的地方 You never know what might spark a story.
是啊 别动 Yeah, leave it.
- 好吧 - 其实我们应该去车库里找找 - All right. - In fact, we should be looking in the garage.
这上头啥也没有 There's nothing up here.
你说什么呢 What... what are you talking about?
这地方全都是回忆啊 This whole place is filled with memories.
噢 Oh...
好吧 Okay!
我要锁门了 I'm gonna lock the door!
你到底来不来 You coming or not?!
马上就来 Yeah, just a minute!
啊 Ow!
婊子养的 Son of a bitch!
下来之前把老鼠夹子重新放好 Reset that rat trap before you come down.
我跟你说 那女人快把我逼疯了 I'm telling you, that woman is driving me nuts.
我还不能杀了她 And I can't even kill her,
因为我的供词已经被录下来了 'cause I've already confessed to it on tape.
然后今天 我本来想用老照片 And then today, I'm trying to jog her memory
来唤起她的一些回忆 by digging through all these old photos,
结果她拒我于千里之外啊 and she just completely shuts me out.
也许你应该找个既有好故事 Mm. Well, maybe you need to partner up with a woman
又不怕工作的女人搭档 who has a good story to tell and isn't afraid to work.
妈 我不想写你的故事 Mom, I don't want to write your story.
你确定吗 我可有不少好料 Are you sure? I got some goodies.
别再说了 And we're off.
我跟你讲过我去过伍德斯托克音乐节吗 Did I ever tell you I went to Woodstock?
还真没有 No, actually.
感觉怎么样 What was that like?
棒极了 Amazing.
音乐无以伦比 The music was incredible.
是嘛 还有呢 Yeah, and...?
什么意思 "还有呢" What do you mean, "And"?
你是作家 剩下的自己想 You're the writer, fill in the blanks.
我觉得这真是个好故事 妈妈 I think it's a really good story, Mom.
谢谢 Thank you.
救命 Help!
来帮帮忙 Little help here!
到了 All right.
站稳了 Biggs母亲 Steady there, Mother Biggs.
我说真的 I'm not kidding.
简直像拖着一张装满烈酒的水床 It's like moving a water bed full of schnapps.
天哪 你哪儿找到她的 God! Where did you find her?
大街上一路踉踉跄跄喊着Molly的名字 Staggering down the street yelling "Molly""
和<欲望号街车>里的马龙白兰度一样 like Brando in Streetcar.
有大量在街上叫喊女主角名字的戏
旁边的房子长得都一样 All the houses around here look alike.
把你臭手从我屁股上放开 Get your hand off my ass.
我在扶着你的背好吗 I'm holding your back.
我股沟奇长 I got a long crack.
行了 行了 行了 Okay, okay, okay.
Peggy 你喝了多少啊 Peggy, how much have you had to drink?
不知道 我还没喝够呢 Don't know. I'm not done yet.
给我 Okay. Give me that.
给 Give me...
给我 Give me that.
我给你准备点咖啡 I'll get you some coffee.
不用麻烦了 我马上就走 Oh, don't bother. I'm not staying long.
我就是过来说两句话 I'm just gonna say my piece
说完了姐就滚了 and then get the hell out of here.
好 那你先请坐吧 Okay. Please, just sit down.
我以为我已经坐下了 I thought I was.
这书的事情到此为止了 I'm through with this book business.
你去吸别人的精气吧 You can go suck somebody else dry.
我突然想起了我伍德斯托克音乐节上的另一半故事 I just remembered another part of the Woodstock story.
是吗 Really?!
好吧 Peggy 你到底是怎么了 Okay, Peggy, what has gotten into you?
我不说了吗 到此为止 I just told you. We're done.
把钱退给他们 Give them their money back.
那是我的故事 就该待在我的脑子里 They're my stories, and they're staying right inside of here.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你这明显是有烦心事 Obviously, something is bothering you.
Victoria 你去拿条毯子来 Victoria, go get her a blanket.
我们明天早上再说 We'll just discuss it in the morning.
不要 我们现在就说 No, we can discuss it now.
行啊 好极了 Great, okay.
那 你说吧 Go... go ahead.
关你屁事 It's none of your business!
天呐 起太快了 Oh, boy. I did that too fast.
好了好了 该说的我都说了 Okay. Okay, I've said what I have to say.
你是个可爱的听众 拜了个拜 You're a lovely audience, and bye-bye!
好吧 我知道我得把她抓回来 All right, I know I have to get her!
我就是不大乐意 I just don't want to!
肯定没啥好事 That can't be good.
我妈怎么了 Do I want to know?
她到这儿的时候醉醺醺的 She showed up here drunk.
醉了吗 我知道她有时候会喝点啤酒 Drunk? I've seen her have a few beers
但我从没见她醉过 every now and then, but never drunk.
只能说你错过好戏了 Well, you missed all the fun.
说也没说就跑这来 冲我直嚷嚷书的事情 Barged in here, yelled at me about the book,
然后飞一样地跑走了 and then took off like a bat out of hell.
我追她追了六个街区 I had to chase her for six blocks.
欣慰的是 她换了新的髋关节后跑地跟羚羊一样欢 Good news is she runs like a gazelle with that new hip.
- 为什么啊 - 不知道 - But why? - I don't know.
大概因为那是钛做的吧 Probably 'cause it's made out of titanium.
Molly Molly...
我觉得要她说出自己的故事 I think the idea of her telling her story
她有些承受不了 has freaked her out.
你知不知道 Do you know anything about
她阁楼里的那个嫁妆箱 this hope chest that she has up in her attic?
嫁妆箱 Hope chest?
你说的是她的怨气盒吧 You mean her grudge box?
- 就她一直放床边上的那个 - 不是 - 'Cause she keeps that right by her bed. - No.
是别的东西 真的触到她的怒点了 This is something else, and it really set her off.
好吧 我就直说了 Okay, well, I'm telling you right now,
我觉得你现在最好放弃写这本书 I think the best thing to do is just drop this whole book thing.
什么 不行 What? No.
我们都签合同了 We made a deal.
人家都交了预付款了 They gave us an advance.
有啥关系 It doesn't matter.
要是有事情烦到Peggy Biggs了 If something's bothering Peggy Biggs,
劝你还是别搅和了 you best not poke at it,
除非你想收到糊了狗屎的信件 unless you want your mail postmarked with a dog turd.
好吧 那我们该怎么办 Well, what are we supposed to do?
难不成要装作什么都没发生过吗 Just pretend like none of this ever happened?
你可算懂了 Now you got it.
这也太扯了 That's ridiculous.
这本来就这样 It's the way it is.
但是那样的话伤口要怎么愈合 心情要怎么变好啊 Well, how is anybody supposed to heal or to feel better?
在我家 没有人会这么干 In my family, nobody wants to do any of those things.
要是我的家人不开心了 Look, when one of us is upset,
基本大法就是装作没事一样 the general rule is: pretend like it's not happening.
聊聊运动啊天气啊什么的 反正就是不提那件事 Talk about sports, the weather, anything but the actual problem.
我们把这叫做有教养 It's what we call good manners.
我把这叫做自欺欺人 Well, I call it denial.
你爱怎么叫就怎么叫 反正Biggs家就这套 You can call it what you want. It's the Biggs way.
这特么是怎么了 What the hell happened?
你喝大了 妈 You had too much to drink, Ma.
你懂的 我一有烦心事就会喝酒 You know, I-I tend to do that when something's bothering me.
你知道解决办法吗 And you know what helps?
说出来给大家听听 Talking about it.
你可以去死了 你可以送我回家了 You can go to hell, and you can take me home.
看吧 教养好哈 See? It's just good manners.
要下雨了 Looks like rain.
可不是 It sure does.
你们俩写书的事就这么完了 So you two are done with the book?
我是不干了 I am.
好吧 Okay.
有点可惜呢 毕竟 You know, it's too bad though, 'cause...
Molly还挺期待和你合作的 Molly was really looking forward to working with you.
干得好啊 和亲娘撒谎啊 Very nice, lie to your mother.
我没骗你 I'm not lying.
我的意思是 她知道和你一起写书 I mean, she knew it was gonna be somewhere
可能会生不如死 between miserable and hell on earth.
但她真的想替你把故事讲出来 But she did want to tell your story.
只能说 我没什么故事可讲的 Well, it turns out there's nothing to tell.
我就是这么和她说的 That's what I told her.
很好 Good.
这天绝对是要下雨了 It's definitely gonna rain.
没错 Yep.
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
我们这不终止合作了么 Since we're no longer working together,
我是来拿回我的东西的 I came to get my things.
好吧 Fine.
外面有乌云了 Getting a little cloudy out there.
确实 Sure is.
关于下雨不是有句老话嘛 You know what they always say about rain.
什么老话 What's that?
每个人的 生活 Into every... life...
都会有些 a little...
风雨 可能 我不知道 rain may... I don't know.
我 我编不出来了 I can't... I can't do this.
能不扯别的 就和你聊聊你的烦心事么 Can we just talk about what's going on with you?
我没有什么烦心事 Nothing's going on with me.
拜托了 Peggy 告诉我吧 Come on, Peggy, help me understand.
你本来对写这本书是很激动的 You were so excited about writing this book.
怎么了 What happened?
关你什么事 What do you care?
就关我的事 因为你现在是我的家人了 I care because, God help me, you're part of my family now.
在我家 家人之间会交流 And in my family, we actually talk about
彼此有什么烦心事 what we're going through.
难怪你适应性这么强 That must be why you're all so well-adjusted.
也是 你说的有道理 Okay, fair point.
但你要相信我 你要是任其恶化 But... trust me, if you let this stuff fester,
你会变成一个刻薄的人 you will turn into a bitter person.
或者 更加刻薄的人 Or... bitterer.
或者 更加更加刻薄 Or bittererer.
你就没打算放下这事对吧 You're not gonna let go of this, are you?
Biggs家那一套可能是逃避问题 The Biggs way might be to avoid the problem,
Flynn家这一套则是尽可能不去逃避问题 but the Flynn way is to care enough not to.
恶 Blech.
是吧 I know.
一说出来我也觉得有点恶心 I hated it the second it came out of my mouth.
来吧 Come on!
喊你还是喊我啊 Is that you or me?
Molly! Molly!
噢 喊我啊 Oh, me!
好吧 Okay.
我妈去世之后 我爸把这个箱子给了我 My father sent me this trunk just after my mother died.
啊 真贴心 Oh, that's sweet.
她不会是在箱子里吧 She's not in here, is she?
我以为我离开了农场 就不会见到和农场有关的东西了 I thought I'd never see anything from that farm once I left.
这是我的第一个娃娃 This was my first doll.
她可真是 Oh, she's the...
充满魔性啊 stuff of nightmares.
她是用玉米壳做的 She's made of corn husk.
我们家没那么多玉米壳 We didn't have much.
蛾子吃了她的双胞胎 Moths ate her twin.
这是你爸爸的烟斗吗 Oh, is this your father's pipe?
是我妈的 My mother's.
你没见过女人用的烟斗么 Don't you know what a woman's pipe looks like?
啊 现在见到了 Yeah, now-now I see it.
真是 女人味十足 Very... very feminine.
我爸睡下了 我妈就偷偷溜到走廊上 After Daddy went to bed, she'd sneak out on the porch,
抽着烟斗 然后哭 smoke her pipe, and just cry.
她在哭什么呢 Why was she crying?
我和你说过的 农场的日子很不好过 I told you, it was hard on that farm.
我们也就勉强维持生计 We barely scraped by.
境况非常不好的时候 我爸就会发火 And when things went really bad, Daddy got angry.
怎么发火 Angry how?
他就开始打东西 He started hitting.
墙也打 狗也打 The walls, the dog...
打你吗 You?
他想动手 但我妈拦住了 He tried, but Mama wouldn't let him.
他就把气都撒在我妈身上 So he turned it all on her.
Peggy 我不知道这事 Peggy, I had no idea.
你怎么会知道呢 How could you?
没人知道 No one knew.
当我逮到机会的时候 First chance I had,
我毫不犹豫地从那里逃走了 I lit out of there and never looked back.
那是 Well, of course.
除此之外也别无选择吧 I mean, what choice did you have?
我抛下了我妈 I left her there.
她保护了我那么多年 我却抛弃了她 She protected me all those years and I just abandoned her.
我相信你妈妈最大的愿望 I-I'm sure that all your mother ever really wanted
就是你平平安安的 was for you to be safe.
谁能保证她能平安呢 Who was keeping her safe?
那时候你只是个孩子 Well, you were a kid.
你什么也做不了 There was nothing that you could do about that.
我本可以留下来的 I could've stayed.
如果那样的话 你就过不上 Then you wouldn't have lived the life
你想要的生活了 that you were supposed to live.
我也不可能认识 And I never would have met
那个我见过的最坚强的女人了 the strongest woman that I've ever known...
还有我最棒的老公 ...or my amazing husband.
啥都能扯你身上 It's always about you.
大概这就是我把Mikey守得这么牢的原因吧 Guess that's why I hold on to Mikey so tight, you know.
我再也不想丢下任何人了 I don't want to abandon anyone ever again.
他知道你不会离开的 He knows you're not going anywhere.
这点我们还是达成一致的哈 We've both come to terms with that.
你觉得怎样 What do you think?
我不知道 I had no idea.
我以为她是天生刻薄 I thought she was just born mean.
你读到她躲楼梯下面那一段了吗 Did you get to the part where she was hiding under the stairs,
攥着玉米壳娃娃的那段 clutching her corn husk doll?
读到了 Yeah, yeah.
描写得那叫一个详细 It was very, very descriptive.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你去哪儿呢 Where are you going?
我去抱抱我妈 I'm gonna go hug my mom.
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